Unknown Actor Dwayne Johnson Finally Becomes Famous By Setting World Selfie Record!
Do you smell what the Rock is selfie-ing?
Well, Guinness Book of World Records did. Now, he’s the best of all time. No, seriously. They were there to confirm his record.
Half god, half Scorpion King (who is also half god, making Dwayne three-fourths god…MATH!), and all parts muscle, Dwayne Johnson decided being Dwayne Johnson wasn’t an incredible achievement enough for one night.
While at the London premiere for San Andreas, he set the world record for most selfies in under three minutes by snapping 105 in the 180 seconds allotted.
Did this cause a chasm to form on the streets of jolly ole London town? Well, no. But according to the Rock, it’s actually physically strenuous for him, which boggles at least my mind:
“We just set a NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD for most self portraits (selfies) taken in record time (yup, a selfie world record exists and your arm gets a helluva workout). WORLD PREMIERE of SAN ANDREAS and rewriting the record books all in one night.“
What new record will the Rock set next? Most emojis used in a single sext? Most FaceTime calls made in under 3 seconds? Most abs seen in a single Snapchat?
Who knows? The world is his oyster. It’s certainly not mine. I don’t like oysters very much.